A couple in the backyard…. The wife bends over to pick something up...Her husband looking at her behind says: 'wow, your ass is bigger than the bbq!' She gets upset and says; 'no, it's not.' A bit arguing and he gets a tape measure.
He measures the bbq and her butt and...Sure enough, her but is bigger than the bbq.
Silently she disappears into the house...that night - both in bed - he moves toward her and wants to have some fun. She says, “Do you think I’m going to fire up that big bbq for one little wiener???'